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General => Simple Insanity => Topic started by: Marcus Miller on September 13, 2017, 10:56:51 AM
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Hello Controllers,
Yesterday at the FAA Keynote in Cupertino, CA, the FAA unveiled a revolutionary new product. One that will truly revolutionize the ATC industry.
Introducing the 7110.65X.
This revolutionary document no longer requires the fingerprint scanning technology that we all grew accustom to. Instead, the FAA and NextGen have implemented something they like to call, FaceID. FaceID not only unlocks the wealth of knowledge within the document, but it also keeps track on how long you are looking at the document. This allows the FAA to know exactly how long you have been looking at the document, and can be used as evidence during an NTSB investigation.
The 7110.65X will completely change the federal document world forever, and for a small price of $50 per page, there has never been more affordable way to empty your wallet.
The FAA: "Exactly the same, completely different."
Take a look: https://www.faa.gov/regulations_policies/orders_notices/index.cfm/go/document.information/documentID/1031850
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Lol. Do we call it "ex" or "ten"?
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“X-ray†of course!
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Lol. Do we call it "ex" or "ten"?
I think W is the "ex" hehehe....
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I think W is the "ex" hehehe....
;D
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Good thing I pre-ordered this document from the FAA...
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Good thing I pre-ordered this document from the FAA...
Joke's on you. The X isn't available for pre-order yet.
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This new .65 every year thing is getting annoying. Plus they are behind the ICAO 4444 with its nice stylus and exploding text.
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This new .65 every year thing is getting annoying. Plus they are behind the ICAO 4444 with its nice stylus and exploding text.
I hear you can sign up for FAA Doc's upgrade program. It's only a $500 a month subscription, but it ensures you get the new pages of the 7110 as soon as they print them.
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This new .65 every year thing is getting annoying. Plus they are behind the ICAO 4444 with its nice stylus and exploding text.
I hear you can sign up for FAA Doc's upgrade program. It's only a $500 a month subscription, but it ensures you get the new pages of the 7110 as soon as they print them.
If anybody here spends that kind of money for reasons other than professional ventures making (or intending to make) a profit, I think we need to talk about that. lol
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I don't think he gets the joke.
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I don't think he gets the joke.
Just wait till April fools ;)
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Just wait till April fools ;)
;D
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This new .65 every year thing is getting annoying. Plus they are behind the ICAO 4444 with its nice stylus and exploding text.
You forgot the new and exciting <blink></blink> tags to go along with that text!
Oh.. and the return of Clippy. ;)
BL.
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Oh.. and the return of Clippy. ;)
No. Just no. No. No. No.
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I don't think he gets the joke.
If you're talking about me, I get that it's a joke here, but the USGPO does offer document subscriptions.
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I don't think he gets the joke.
If you're talking about me, I get that it's a joke here, but the USGPO does offer document subscriptions.
You up for going in together on a USGPO subscription? 80-20 ;) ?
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I don't think he gets the joke.
If you're talking about me, I get that it's a joke here, but the USGPO does offer document subscriptions.
You up for going in together on a USGPO subscription? 80-20 ;) ?
If and only if both the 80 and the 20 are coming from you.