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General => Simple Insanity => Topic started by: Don Desfosse on April 01, 2014, 12:34:26 AM

Title: April Fools! USA Division Changes
Post by: Don Desfosse on April 01, 2014, 12:34:26 AM
Well, all good things must come to an end.

I'm afraid, due to a new job that will require much more of my time, I find that, to be fair to all of you, I need to step down as Division Director of the greatest Division in VATSIM.  But the good news is that I'll certainly still be involved in VATSIM!  I'm pleased to announce that Ross Carlson has hired me to work on his development team as his Director of Integrated Platforms.  In this role, I'll work with Ross to tie together his new ATC clients (vSTARS and vDSR), and his new pilot client (vPilot) into one, simple, deployable, cross-platform, modularized package.  This will be automatically downloaded to every new member along with all sector files and all model matching and aircraft rendering files as each new member joins VATSIM!  We predict that this will reduce the number of forum posts and support tickets on all of VATSIM by at least 93%!!

The most exciting thing is the integrated deployment and development model we've been working on -- we're currently in talks with IVAO and PilotEdge to sell the complete package to each of them for deployment to their membership as well.  This will enable cross-platform events that so many have been asking for over the years in the forums.  The income from selling the packages to IVAO and PilotEdge members will not only serve to pay us back for some of our time, but will also provide VATSIM's first authorized revenue stream.  We'll be donating one dollar from each download to fund VATSIM's expansion, which will come as a result of people leaving IVAO in droves when they figure out that IVAO's only authorized client, that must be used by pilots and controllers alike, is payware.  Neat, huh?  Note that the client will remain free for VATSIM members.  We've also begun talks with Microsoft to gauge their interest in such a product offering, though they have advised us that they aren't interested in the very near term, as they're already working on something for the flight sim community that could be released as early as late this year.

In any case, I've consulted with quite a few people, including VATNA Region Director Nic Felini, and we are proud to make the following announcements:

Bob Carmona, my wonderful Deputy Director, has agreed to step up and assume the role of Division Director here at VATUSA.  He has done a phenomenal job as our Deputy Dog, and I have no doubt that he will do a phenomenal job as Director.  One word of caution, though -- he tends to candy coat things.  So, unlike me, you can never really tell when he's pretty ticked off.  So don't do anything to tick him off.  You just don't want to be sitting there wondering if you did or didn't....

Moving up to the Deputy Director slot is our current Training Director, Kent Kasten.  In this role, we'll all see a lot more of him.

In the interest of a speedy, painless transition, we have decided to directly appoint Mike Bertolini as VATUSA's newest Training Director.  This came after much discussion with the VATUSA and VATNA staffs, but, the reality is, having been a member and/or visiting at every ARTCC in the USA, Mike has been through every ARTCC's training program and has seen the good and bad sides of each.  More importantly, having exposed himself to every ARTCC, he is uniquely qualified to build a training program based on the best practices and lessons learned from each ARTCC.  This is the kind of integration and step-function improvement we certainly need.  

So, very exciting times for us are ahead in VATUSA.  I am truly excited for our future, and ask that you join me in wishing our new leadership your very best, and giving them your full support.

All the best to you all -- have a great day!
Title: April Fools! USA Division Changes
Post by: Ryan Geckler on April 01, 2014, 08:30:53 AM
Awwww...
Title: April Fools! USA Division Changes
Post by: Tom Seeley on April 01, 2014, 08:32:02 AM
Speechless.  
Title: April Fools! USA Division Changes
Post by: James Anthony on April 01, 2014, 08:54:44 AM
Looks like Im quitting VATSIM, before all heck breaks lose.....Jk
Title: April Fools! USA Division Changes
Post by: Hal Butts on April 01, 2014, 09:37:04 AM
Hmm.  What's today's date?
Title: April Fools! USA Division Changes
Post by: Fred Michaels on April 01, 2014, 10:33:36 AM
Don, while exciting at what the future will hold, also any change is a hard one to see happen. Wait, just hold on a second. We were willing to have Bob leave as ZMA ATM to be VATUSA2, but no one said anything about having to deal with him as VATUSA1! Being from Florida, at this time I immediately demand a recount! There has to be a pregnant chad somewhere around here!
Title: April Fools! USA Division Changes
Post by: Christopher Mauro on April 01, 2014, 10:40:24 AM
Typical Don posting the April Fools Jokes, if not on here than definitely on ZBW's forums!
Title: April Fools! USA Division Changes
Post by: Zachary Beard on April 01, 2014, 11:07:52 AM
You got me for two seconds. Two seconds of, "whaaa??"

Cheers
ZY
Title: April Fools! USA Division Changes
Post by: Bradley Grafelman on April 01, 2014, 11:16:05 AM
Quote from: Zachary Beard
You got me for two seconds. Two seconds of, "whaaa??"
He got me until I read the part about VATSIM actually establishing a revenue stream for the purposes of expansion. Obviously something that forward-thinking and exciting would never happen.
Title: April Fools! USA Division Changes
Post by: Tim Farrell on April 01, 2014, 11:53:55 AM
Good one, Don!
Title: April Fools! USA Division Changes
Post by: Cody Cochran on April 01, 2014, 01:46:47 PM
Quote from: Brad Grafelman
He got me until I read the part about VATSIM actually establishing a revenue stream for the purposes of expansion. Obviously something that forward-thinking and exciting would never happen.

About the same here.
Title: April Fools! USA Division Changes
Post by: Bob Carmona on April 01, 2014, 03:31:39 PM
I am very sad to see you step down. You have truly been an asset to the Division and a great friend.

At the same time I am very excited and looking forward to working with the new VATUSA team.

Good luck and I hope to see you around as often as possible.

For the rest of the folks speculating, unfortunately the date of this announcement is purely coincidental.

Bob Carmona
Division Director
VATUSA
Title: April Fools! USA Division Changes
Post by: Kenneth Bambach on April 01, 2014, 04:33:23 PM
Hmmmm....if memory serves me correct (which I admit isn't always the case) I seem to recall an announcement about a year ago at this time regarding VATUSA joining forces with the FAA to provide ATC services during sequestation. I'm still waiting to see what facilties we're being assigned to...........Let me check, yep still 4/1/14.

I'm going to open another beer.
Title: April Fools! USA Division Changes
Post by: Eric Kollat on April 01, 2014, 08:27:58 PM
Quote from: Ken Bambach
Hmmmm....if memory serves me correct (which I admit isn't always the case) I seem to recall an announcement about a year ago at this time regarding VATUSA joining forces with the FAA to provide ATC services during sequestation. I'm still waiting to see what facilties we're being assigned to...........Let me check, yep still 4/1/14.

I'm going to open another beer.

Hahaha, best way to put it, Ken.
Title: April Fools! USA Division Changes
Post by: Don Desfosse on April 01, 2014, 08:34:38 PM
Well, and I guess this is lucky for all of us, there's a lot less garbage going on in VATSIM and the FAA this year, so I didn't have as much "hook you" material as I've sometimes had in the past.  Chris, I stopped doing those on the ZBW forums when I wasn't the Chief there anymore, and started here.  Yes, Ken, we were going to train the FAA on top-down operations (http://forum.vatusa.net/index.php?showtopic=3742&hl=), so please sit back, relax, and enjoy another Dos Equis....  Thanks, Bob, for rising to my mischievousness...  Unfortunately it doesn't look like we swayed anyone back....  And no one commented, but my only request for you, Bert, is stop exposing yourself to all the ARTCCs!  I spend too much time each day answering the complaints!  For all that I hooked, even for a few seconds,      

Like last year, just in case anyone's still wondering, I'll let you off the hook....

[size=]Happy April Fool's Day!![/size]

 
Title: April Fools! USA Division Changes
Post by: Fred Michaels on April 01, 2014, 09:09:06 PM
Quote from: Ken Bambach
Hmmmm....if memory serves me correct (which I admit isn't always the case) I seem to recall an announcement about a year ago at this time regarding VATUSA joining forces with the FAA to provide ATC services during sequestation. I'm still waiting to see what facilties we're being assigned to...........Let me check, yep still 4/1/14.

I'm going to open another beer.

Stop stealing my chads while you are at it...
Title: April Fools! USA Division Changes
Post by: Kenneth Bambach on April 01, 2014, 09:25:16 PM
You actually did have me Don, up until the point of Bob "candy coating" things.  That made as much sense as the boys in the band ordering boat drinks - everything seems to be wrong ( to quote Jimmy Buffet ).      

The Mike B. part did make sense though
Title: April Fools! USA Division Changes
Post by: Alex Handsaker on April 01, 2014, 09:46:18 PM
To be honest... Don you actually had me!

Thanks for clarifying, I was actually confused!

I will be watching out for next year ;-)
Title: April Fools! USA Division Changes
Post by: Michael Bertolini on April 01, 2014, 10:57:21 PM
Quote from: Ken Bambach
You actually did have me Don, up until the point of Bob "candy coating" things.  That made as much sense as the boys in the band ordering boat drinks - everything seems to be wrong ( to quote Jimmy Buffet ).      

The Mike B. part did make sense though


Darn right it did! Kidding  

Glad to know I was the first one on his mind when I got a weird email this morning asking if I was up at 1am last night... LOL!
Title: April Fools! USA Division Changes
Post by: Colin Schoen on April 01, 2014, 11:41:49 PM
Sorry to have you leave... oh wait.. lol
Title: April Fools! USA Division Changes
Post by: Fred Michaels on April 02, 2014, 10:22:53 AM
Wonder what the reaction would have been if everyone started responding "Don's leaving? Thank God..."
Title: April Fools! USA Division Changes
Post by: Don Desfosse on April 02, 2014, 02:29:55 PM
I'm sure there were a few...  they just didn't post....
Title: April Fools! USA Division Changes
Post by: Richard Price on May 01, 2014, 04:20:33 PM
Priceless...although I'm a month late, it was still a great read and good laugh.