Hooked On Phoeniks

[Bobby Melton]

Has this ever happened to you?

"I'm flying on the VATSIM network and don't know how to fly this procedure that SimBrief loaded in for me"

Of course it has! You are a VATSIM pilot!

Hi, I'm Al Buquerque here with Hooked on Phoeniks.

You don't have to be a pro; Hooked on Phoeniks lets you go!

For just 4 easy payments of Free.99 plus shipping and handling, YOU TOO can learn how to read those pesky charts.

Gone are the days that controllers have to tell you "Blue Streak 489, you are 5,000 above your altitude restriction at BNNKR, say intentions". Now you'll know what to do!

Call the number on your screen now to order.

ZAB will be staffing PHX on the VATSIM network. Purchase includes admission to the event. Offer valid only from September 10th at 2300z to September 11th at 0300z. Residents of Quebec pay additional fees. Please allow 6 to 8 weeks for Delivery.

[Rob Nabieszko]

 

This is one of the best event themes in a very long time!

[Don Desfosse]

Love it!

[Dylan Lundberg]

You should absolutely call that number. 10/10 recommend

[Robert Shearman Jr]

You should absolutely call that number. 10/10 recommend

I was seriously about to question that.  Your endorsement brings me peace.

[Don Desfosse]

Yeah, what could possibly go wrong?

[Robert Shearman Jr]

Yeah, what could possibly go wrong?

A (not-so-)random VATSIM member amasses a collection of other random VATSIM memebers' phone numbers, to be sold to future marketing outlets geared toward flight sim hardware and software products?  It's a brilliant scheme if you can pull it off.  And I may or may not have fallen for it...