Taking matters into their own hands...

[Don Desfosse]

Presenting Russia's newest low cost carrier....

http://xfinity.comcast.net/video/Passenger...cid=hero_sf_TIV

If the pax had to do that for a pushback, I wonder what they had to do for engine start!

[Camden Bruno]

"In Siberia that's called the boarding process"  

[Tom Seeley]

I can remember times when I would have liked to do that with our grumbling, whining, never happy pax!

[Mark Hubbert]

Heard of a new upstart budget airline in the US that has no flight attendants in favor of vending machines at the back of the aircraft.  LOl Just joking.