[30 Jul 2023 1700-2000z] Operation Buffalo Wings 2: Hotter, Faster, Spicier

[Jonathan Johnson]

Join the Cleveland ARTCC as they dish out the flaming hottest offer of the summer! Buffalo's main runway is out of service, so our controllers are giving 5O% off runways and free clearance delivery, only between 1700-2000z (1PM to 4PM EST)! For a limited time only! Don't miss out on the spicy single runway action!

[Alexander Ivanoff]

Depending on my employer’s call volume next Sunday, I hope to be a participant.

*HINT: my employer, and by extension, my worksite, is the brick building off to the side of runway 14.

[Xintong Deng]

I am surprised nobody has said anything about the ranch.

[Alexander Ivanoff]

I am surprised nobody has said anything about the ranch.

We do not talk about such condiments when discussing wings.

On the flipside, as a downstate native living in WNY, I refuse to call soft drinks "pop". My WNY native girlfriend finds me saying "soda" a soft spot.