OK, it looks like most of you got it.... But a couple of you clearly didn't, and may still be actively believing that we're actively installing radar scopes and quintupling the size of the tower in Guam... and there may be a couple in the "undecided" camp, so I'll let you all off the hook....
[size=]Happy April Fool's Day!![/size]
Apparently, according to the feedback I've gotten, this one was even better and more believable than my post 2 years ago where we were allegedly going to start teaching the FAA how to do top-down ops since they were abandoning a number of towers due to sequestration and lack of funding.... For those that I hooked, and worse, ticked off, today, my apologies --- it was really all meant in fun!
As I've done in the past, I'll post how many "tells" there were that this was an April Fool's Day joke....
1. Posted at 4:01am (my time, anyway) on 4/01....
2. GRP v4.1.... (we're currently on V2.2014.1, and wouldn't jump that far ahead....
3. VAT DOA (this policy would be DOA for sure!)
4. The alleged new sentence from the alleged new GRP is numbered 4.1.2 (4/1 too)
5. The alleged new sentence from the alleged new GRP doesn't match what was in the original EC minutes
6. Soon to go live Academy. Yeah, I know....
7. Train everyone to the hardest airports/airspace.... Yeah, that would be popular and get people online fast... NOT!
8. The poll asked you to publish graphics, but not trademarked graphics.... A nod to the recent, well-intentioned but unfortunate "New VATUSA Logo" poll where the #1 offering included an illegally-used trademarked image.....
9. Please include your feelings. Kum bah yah!
10. Yeah, the "only" concern is concern for not having everyone flock to ZLA and/or ZNY.... Only concern. Yep, no other concerns.....
11. How many times have I said that I'm not even allowed to spell the word code, never mind attempt to commit the act!
12. Guam? Really? (No disrespect meant to ZHN who administers the Guam FIR!). Maybe VATUSA HQ Holding ARTCC or something like that, but not homeroomed (marooned?) in the middle of the ocean....
13. We'll ask for your top 3 choices but ignore them all and then deploy students based on roster numbers....
14. Like 97+% of the students would settle for being put somewhere, especially someplace they don't want to work!
15. In our BoG-mandated "Inclusivity at all Costs" world, do you think any ATM could ever check a box excluding new students?
16. Like there wouldn't be a revolt when we completely take away a facility's opportunity to train their students....
17. All facilities should soon end up with the same number of controllers.... Yeah, maybe ZERO!
18. If you read all my posts when this garbage first came out, you know I'd never embrace this BS!
Thank you to everyone who played along, especially Tom and Ryan, who I did NOT let know anything about this before I posted it!
Again, my apologies if I offended anyone or got folks worked up too badly. Sorry! Hopefully you can look back on this in a few days and laugh!
Hopefully I didn't get anyone's blood pressure up enough to cause permanent damage, and I hope you had as much fun with this as I did. For the couple of guys who emailed me tonight (I've been in a classified, no electronics environment for the past 5 hours, so couldn't let anyone off the hook sooner, sorry!) that were pretty ticked off, I hope I haven't ticked you off TOO much.... and you'll forgive me. Sorry!