Important Update

Marcus Miller

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Important Update
« on: September 13, 2017, 10:56:51 AM »
Hello Controllers,

Yesterday at the FAA Keynote in Cupertino, CA, the FAA unveiled a revolutionary new product.  One that will truly revolutionize the ATC industry. 

Introducing the 7110.65X.

This revolutionary document no longer requires the fingerprint scanning technology that we all grew accustom to. Instead, the FAA and NextGen have implemented something they like to call, FaceID. FaceID not only unlocks the wealth of knowledge within the document, but it also keeps track on how long you are looking at the document. This allows the FAA to know exactly how long you have been looking at the document, and can be used as evidence during an NTSB investigation.

The 7110.65X will completely change the federal document world forever, and for a small price of $50 per page, there has never been more affordable way to empty your wallet.

The FAA: "Exactly the same, completely different."

Take a look: https://www.faa.gov/regulations_policies/orders_notices/index.cfm/go/document.information/documentID/1031850

Camden Bruno

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Re: Important Update
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2017, 11:00:18 AM »
Lol. Do we call it "ex" or "ten"?

Jeremy Peterson

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Re: Important Update
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2017, 11:28:22 AM »
“X-ray” of course!

Tony Jeppesen

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Re: Important Update
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2017, 11:50:30 AM »
Lol. Do we call it "ex" or "ten"?

I think W is the "ex" hehehe....

Camden Bruno

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Re: Important Update
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2017, 01:10:01 PM »

Brandon Barrett

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Re: Important Update
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2017, 08:27:00 PM »
Good thing I pre-ordered this document from the FAA...   

Camden Bruno

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Re: Important Update
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2017, 09:08:26 PM »
Good thing I pre-ordered this document from the FAA...   
Joke's on you. The X isn't available for pre-order yet.

Rick Rump

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Re: Important Update
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2017, 06:49:11 AM »
This new .65 every year thing is getting annoying. Plus they are behind the ICAO 4444 with its nice stylus and exploding text.

Marcus Miller

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Re: Important Update
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2017, 11:20:28 PM »
This new .65 every year thing is getting annoying. Plus they are behind the ICAO 4444 with its nice stylus and exploding text.

I hear you can sign up for FAA Doc's upgrade program. It's only a $500 a month subscription, but it ensures you get the new pages of the 7110 as soon as they print them.

Matthew Kosmoski

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Re: Important Update
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2017, 12:11:41 PM »
This new .65 every year thing is getting annoying. Plus they are behind the ICAO 4444 with its nice stylus and exploding text.

I hear you can sign up for FAA Doc's upgrade program. It's only a $500 a month subscription, but it ensures you get the new pages of the 7110 as soon as they print them.

If anybody here spends that kind of money for reasons other than professional ventures making (or intending to make) a profit, I think we need to talk about that.  lol

Camden Bruno

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Re: Important Update
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2017, 03:53:00 PM »
I don't think he gets the joke.

William Anderson

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Re: Important Update
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2017, 08:26:05 PM »
I don't think he gets the joke.

Just wait till April fools ;)

Camden Bruno

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Re: Important Update
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2017, 08:29:13 PM »

Brad Littlejohn

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Re: Important Update
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2017, 12:45:18 AM »
This new .65 every year thing is getting annoying. Plus they are behind the ICAO 4444 with its nice stylus and exploding text.

You forgot the new and exciting <blink></blink> tags to go along with that text!

Oh.. and the return of Clippy. ;)

BL.

Rick Rump

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Re: Important Update
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2017, 06:43:17 AM »
Oh.. and the return of Clippy. ;)

No. Just no. No. No. No.