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Kenneth Bambach

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« Reply #75 on: January 21, 2015, 11:21:30 PM »
Quote from: Cody Cochran
That was the funny part.


Didn't think there were any left there.....
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Tom Seeley

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« Reply #76 on: January 22, 2015, 11:35:03 AM »
Quote from: Cody Cochran
That was the funny part.
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Kristian Bauer

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« Reply #77 on: February 09, 2015, 11:01:38 PM »
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Merik Nanish

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« Reply #78 on: February 16, 2015, 01:09:33 AM »
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Merik Nanish

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« Reply #79 on: March 01, 2015, 12:10:18 AM »
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He was technically correct!
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Don Desfosse

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« Reply #80 on: March 01, 2015, 11:02:36 AM »
OK, DAL1121, say canceling IFR....

It's an oldie but goodie....
« Last Edit: March 01, 2015, 11:03:07 AM by Don Desfosse »
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Kristian Bauer

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« Reply #81 on: March 01, 2015, 11:05:31 PM »
ATL_GND: ASQ### you're flight plan is not gonna work for me, nor any other controller in the industry. I'm going to send you a new one with what I'd like you to take...  
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« Reply #82 on: March 14, 2015, 07:36:07 PM »
So, whilst working Fort Worth Center, had an AAL behind another AAL. The second AAL was holding short of the runway.

FTW_CTR: AALxxx, Rwy 35L, line up and wait.
AALxxx: Okay, we're holding short and we're parked at the gate

Don't know how we got "parked at the gate" out of line up and wait but...  
« Last Edit: March 14, 2015, 07:52:19 PM by Eric Kollat »
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« Reply #83 on: March 30, 2015, 03:07:15 PM »
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« Reply #84 on: March 30, 2015, 04:33:59 PM »
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Erik Partridge

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« Reply #85 on: May 16, 2015, 11:04:14 PM »
During Bradley Bash over private message:
JBUXXX: Boston Center I'm leaving for 5-10 mins to take a bath because I feel dirty.

Later:

JBUXXX: JBUXXX is back on duty after bath.
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Evan Waldron

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« Reply #86 on: August 11, 2015, 10:40:35 PM »
Controlling APP this evening

VFR aircraft takes off into class C airspace

Me: XXX, say altitude leaving
Pilot: Say again
Me: XXX, say altitude leaving
Pilot: Roger, you have a good one as well

Not quite how that works...
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Justin Shannon

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« Reply #87 on: August 14, 2015, 12:27:00 PM »
LAX_CTR: All aircraft Los Angeles Center will be right back
Pilot: approved, pls report when back
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Trenton Martin

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« Reply #88 on: August 14, 2015, 09:35:30 PM »
This is about 2 weeks after gaining my S1 rating at ZID working SDF_GND:
Me: UALXXX, Taxi to Rwy 17L via D.
Pilot: Ground, I didn't know runways had letters.
At this point, I'm utterly confused. After a moment of silence, I realize what he means. Taxiway D is a long taxiway.
Me: UALXXX, are you talking about the Taxiway?
Pilot: What taxiway? I'm talking about this long, skinny runway. How does UPS have a hub here?
After that, he disconnects.

Welcome to Vatsim.
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Daniel Hawton

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« Reply #89 on: August 16, 2015, 01:19:34 PM »
Quote from: Trenton Martin on August 14, 2015, 09:35:30 PM
Me: UALXXX, Taxi to Rwy 17L via D.

Hopefully you meant: Runway 17L, taxi via D. ;)
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